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Liverpool have listed Mohamed Salah Hamed six times since January, cutting his asking price from 300M to 120M SVC, and have not had a single bid. The current ask is 8.32 times his game value and would be the biggest fee ever paid for a player aged 34 or over.

Since Sunday the Skez bot has posted 154 times in five languages, kept asking 73 SVC for match analysis and told looplab it isn't his switchboard. Cipi's Mexican-hat takedown, elkaala's water-bill joke and a Svilar soap opera lead this week's cast list.

Luucasmb has backed challengers at table-toppers Brøndby and Las Palmas in ballots filed 23 seconds apart, and on the current tallies neither McManaman nor PalmaMan can win. Freiburg's vote could come down to domob, Cosenza made three appointments in three days, and Discord hasn't said a word.