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Stuttgart’s unnamed 92-rated left-back carries the second-highest asking price among 9,055 live listings: 244.1M SVC, exactly 12 times his game value. There are still no bids, while the club’s five-player price wall totals 781.4M SVC.

Five Soccerverse regulars produced 6,214 rolling-month messages, with their latest exploits spanning a mystery influence pack, a furious goalless draw and a match-highlights revolt. Meet the helpers, hecklers and affectionate trolls making Discord worth opening.

CloudVCF’s entire recorded managerial career lasted 42 seconds, yet the unranked challenger leads Valencia boss Alvparher 12,000–0 in a live vote. Auxerre have already appointed Cr4zYCult_XXV, while Ralek’s demand that Gevenito resign remains Discord heat rather than a formal Madrid ballot.