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Barcelona listed 91-rated Andreas Bødtker Christensen at 150M SVC on 4 July and cut the price to 110M on 18 August, but no club has ever bid. Jules Koundé went up the same day at the same price and sold to Bayern for 140M.

The Skez bot and the Game Chat bridge out-posted the server's three human regulars 414 to 27 this week. The best lines still came from people: Nexus's "One word. Okay", player1x's apology to the bot, Nickx's Tasmania wifi saga, Hamburgler's Leamington swap offer and dimasof's "lah kalah maning".

Brøndby and Las Palmas removed their table-topping managers 30 seconds apart, and McManaman and PalmaMan didn't get a single vote. Influence holder Luucasmb now has ballots closing on Monday that would move Bonani from Moskva Red to Toluca, while Discord hasn't said a word.